A raw deal

Sitting here burdened with the responsibilities of state, I think back to my younger, carefree days. I would sit by the pool, watching the world go by. Sometimes I would dive in for a refreshing swim, or grab one of the snacks on offer.

One day I became aware of two girls looking at me and giggling. They were in their late teens or twenties and very attractive. Suddenly, one of them walked up and kissed me full on the lips. In the blinding flash of that moment, my whole life changed.

What a bummer. I enjoyed being a frog.