The Sneeze

A sneeze is a very short story in one.
Can be in 1 paragraph to 7 and it’s never much fun.
It begins with a tickle.
It’s either subtle or a very itchy bout.
There’s the “Arhhh” period, it’s length very fickle.
Then the explosion as the “Choo” finally comes out.
If you lucky the “Choo” is just solo or there's more “Archoo”’s to follow.
I’m a 7 “Archoo” man generally, why I don’t know.
Some people have other sequences of “Archoo”’s that flow.
After all the distress it’s hanky time to redress.
My tale divulged, I hope your indulged.