Evil Overlord

I have spies everywhere, absolutely everywhere. With a flick of my fingers I can call up intelligence on any event on this planet. Photo reconnaissance of suspicious activity is a button press away. I have access to data on any conceivable subject.

A network of orbital satellites can pinpoint you in seconds. I see all, in real time. I know where you are and what you do. There is nowhere you can hide. You have no privacy.

I have absolute power beyond the imagination of history’s greatest leaders.
And today, at last, I will…

Blast. Forgot to charge my phone.