The Start Of A Long Night.
'What in Heavens' name.'
'Not in heavens' name , sir. Any subjective renaissance resonant resemblance to an Angel is an accidental effect of the transport mode.,.'
'There's a Tarantula on your food.'
'Not a Tarantula sir. It's her meal. This is Arach. She and her Coven have constructed a network of inter dimensional funnel webs to facilitate the negotiations between dimensions needed to negate the night feeling between sentients.'
'Spiders? Working together? Scuse me I need to get the puss out of the room'
'Excuse me sir but the puss needs to stay in the room for negotiation to commence.'
- Category: Fantasy
- Tags: Raymond Chandler 'Social' Spider species are a thing. Inter dimensional webs probably aren't.
8 comments add one below
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
I always learn something reading your drabbles.
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
I rarely understand them, Jamie, but I love reading them, if only for the alliterations. And I too learn a lot. Why I even feel guilty now when I splat a fly... but not that guilty!
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Jamie Clapperton almost 3 years ago
Thanks Christopher. Writing them gets me reading up on things. :-)
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Jamie Clapperton almost 3 years ago
Thanks Neville. ;-) Think I agree with Kurt Vonneguts' Aunt Phoebe. 'Never trust anyone who tries to make you feel guilty'
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Jamie Clapperton almost 3 years ago
Find insect fascinating.
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
Along with Neville, I too don't fully comprehend some of them, but they get me thinking and that's the important thing.
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
I never knew about the social spider webs, thanks Jamie!
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Jamie Clapperton over 2 years ago
I was surprised to find out they existed!
