'Wrong Man. Release Immediately. '

It could come as a monkey, hang gliding in full of moves, and perspective trick you into thinking it's a bird. Keep alert. Splash cold water on your face often, and be too ornothologically and astronomically aware for it. Yes, if a star seems to over twinkle it could be our 'friend.' There is only one Moon in the sky isn't there? Check. Oh but here it comes, shimmering into being.

Sudden earpiece crackle.

What? Only grease on the skylight? So the glass is not missing after all? Ah, you didn't think he was real did you? Get outta here.