Do Not Expose to Light

A hairdresser had a repeating client that had their long luscious hair cut once a month and always after dark.

One day the hairdresser asked if he could make a human wig from them. The client smirked, "You can certainly try, just don't expect it to hang around after dawn as my hair is sensitive to light."

Confused, the hairdresser set it up in the shady part of the shop. He jokingly wrote on the tag, 'Warning: do not expose to light!" A woman went to try it on by the shop window mirror.

Within seconds her head was aflame.