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When the first wave of raw magic hit the land, the first thing it did was give animals a human voice. This proved problematic to farmers who sold dairy and meat. Made it real awkward too. Many simply quit, or grew only veggies and such. And then there was MacDonald.

They say he had a farm, once upon a time. The constant animal chit-chat drew him to madness though. He thought he could he teach the animals what they were suppose to say, with an ax and pitchfork. Eventually, the cows did say 'moo', and the sheep said 'baa'.

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