No Return Policy

When Jeremy was delivered into his mother's arms, his parents truly believed he was a miracle child. For they had been trying to conceive for ages. He even had tiny angel wings.

As he grew his father noticed Jeremy looked less like him, and more bird-like.

When he finally discovered why, he drags his fifteen year old son back to the stork factory. He slams the birth certificate and receipt down on the counter shouting, "I'd like to return my purchase, and I want to file a complaint. Which one of you Storks put your pecker in my wife!?"