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When the waste came shooting down, it hacked a beetle off of it's perch. Flying down, into the abyss, it wondered 'what if you could gargle a whole bunch of spaghetti while doing the cha cha?'

When you count tic tacs on your own you know it's time to atleast buy a kite.

If George jumps over puddles every day you can't expect peace and love to come to fruition.

An electrician shouldn't dream of being an Olympic swimmer, it's a lose lose situation.

The beetle pondered these thoughts, realising as he reached the light, what a waste of life.

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    Jamie Clapperton over 4 years ago

    Had fun reading this despite the sad ending. But if I see a beetle trying to eat Spaghetti while doing the cha cha , I think I'll keep quiet about it. :-)

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    Ricky Moore over 4 years ago

    Haha! Thanks Jamie! :)

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