When the waste came shooting down, it hacked a beetle off of it's perch. Flying down, into the abyss, it wondered 'what if you could gargle a whole bunch of spaghetti while doing the cha cha?'
When you count tic tacs on your own you know it's time to atleast buy a kite.
If George jumps over puddles every day you can't expect peace and love to come to fruition.
An electrician shouldn't dream of being an Olympic swimmer, it's a lose lose situation.
The beetle pondered these thoughts, realising as he reached the light, what a waste of life.