I was tucking in my daughter when i noticed scratch marks down her back.
''What happened pookie?''
''Daddy's friend gave me a cuddle, shes here when you leave''
''Get some sleep love'' I said soothingly, repressing simmering rage.
I confront Frank downstairs.
''Who is she!?'' I scream.
''No one! It was YOUR fault this happened'' Frank says, storming upstairs.
I sat there in shock, wandering if maybe it was, maybe i haven't been a good wife.
Ten minutes later he comes down, dressed head to toe in my clothes.
''You see, it was your fault, it was your acrylic nails!''
Frenchie about 10 years ago
thanks for the laugh. I have just realised, you make me cry and you make me laugh, now who is the twisted one LOLOLOL ?
Ricky Moore about 10 years ago
Francine before reading your drabbles i used to pick flowers in the summer and listen to Justin Bieber, now look at me!! LOL
Peter Muscutt about 10 years ago
Nice twist, I loved this drabble - great work!
Frenchie about 10 years ago
@ Oh yeah? Mister, before I read yours, I used to write about fluffy bunnies and unicorns. Still write about the unicorns, but now.... I boil the fluffy bunnies !! LOL .. Pass that bottle again LOL...
Stuart Lugg about 10 years ago
like it - a lot goes on in your 100 words!
Ricky Moore about 10 years ago
Thanks!