Monthly Journey or How To Lose Your Sanity Quickly

Barbara was in the middle of a 4 hour road trip to her mothers with her two children.

''Ok how about eye spy?'' 10 year old Josh says to his little brother Mark.

''Ok, joshie!''

''Eye spy, with my little eye, something beginning with...F'' says Josh.

''Fish!''

''Wrong, we're on a road Dooshcake''

''Frog!''

''Wrong''

'' Hmmm, Fanta!''

''Wrong''

''FOOT!''

''Wrong''

''FART!'' Mark giggles.

''Wrooooong!! Play it properly Mark!''

''Play nice boys'' shouts mum.

''Ermmm Frog?'' Mark asks innocently.

''Wrong, said it!!''

''Flowers?''

''Wrong''

''FISH!!''

''WRONG!!!... Muuuuuum! tell him''

''Mum!!?''

''Haha, mums not listening'' Mark teases.

''MUM!''

''FUCK OFF!''

''Wrong!''