Lonely Mr. Morgan

"I have always had a sort of addiction to the teletubbies. I know i am a 26 year old but i still can't help watching at least an hour a day of those little crazy bastards! In fact i believe i have alot in common with them, we both wear onesies, both make mistakes and laugh about them later and we both enjoy the sun. I know they don't speak much but i'm sure off camera they go for a smoke and a coffee like everyone else...."

''Mr. Morgan please for the last time, this line is for emergencies only''