Plotting Lost

I slowly wake up, stretching one paw at a time. I lick my left paw, contemplating walking towards the kitchen. I lay back down. An hour later the neighbor’s dog barks. Yay! My friend is awake, “Mwuah ha ha”. I stand on all four paws and bolt to the basement cat door. Prancing, I come am across from the dog. Hiding behind a bush, I plot my prank. I plop right in front of the dog. Barking, he tries to chase after me and his leash breaks. I run back into my cat door. Successfully, the neighbor dog is lost!