Never A Clever Man Be

Never a clever man be! It’s plain as day, you see. You’re bound be taken, then they’ll be waitin’, to see if you get yourself free.
To Ireland they did come, the aliens, one-by-one. Took Doc O’Horgan, for his cranial organ, brightest man under the sun.
Locked him in a cell, solitary hell, and well... he figured out how to open the door. They took another tack, threw him right back, and he never came out no more.
We fought. They won. They took everyone. No mutiny we’d make. O’Horgan taught ‘em real well, how to prevent jailbreak.