Hot Answering

**Ring!**

Hello?

"Is that Mr Anthony Spencer?"

Yeees, speaking.

"I'm Alan, calling from Acme Industries-"

I don't buy over the tel-

"We're not selling any-"

Maybe, but you're the caller, you called me, your calls are recorded and I'm the customer, right?

"But-"

The customer's always right, Alan, agree?

"Err, yes-"

Now, you don't want to upset a customer, Alan, cause one to hang up?

"No."

Great! Alan, as a high telephone user I can offer an opportunity to install an automatic telephone monitor, which detects fibs and what part of the Indian sub-con-

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