Kenneth
I met Jordan at a cremation I’d gate crashed. Looking into his soft, gentle eyes, I saw immediately that Jordan knew his way around a vagina. It’d been ages since my incorporeal brother Kenneth had allowed me a boyfriend.
Jordan fucked me on his parent’s couch while I licked his framed high school graduation picture. His fawning friend Jacob looked on with keen interest, eager to join the festivities.
My fun didn’t last long.
A jealous Kenneth materialized from freaking astral space, manifest as the Hindu Lord of Death, Yama.
I felt sorry for the cops who’d find this mess.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
8 comments add one below
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Jim M over 9 years ago
A real treat, my favourite of your recent publishings (they are all good of course)
Energetic, fun, culturally mangled;the end made me genuinely LOL and I never LOL
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
Absolutely delighted to coax a little chuckle out of you, Jim! Thanks for reading and commenting. :-D
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
You're too kind, Drew! Thank you for the lovely words! :-)
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Rodindeadpan over 9 years ago
I feel like I should be paying you for the opportunity to read your drabbles.
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
I feel like I should be paying you for such kind feedback! Thank you :-)
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Suriya over 9 years ago
amazing drabble... that one line made it so funny... i did not expect that ending...
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
Thank you, Suriya! So pleased that you enjoyed the drabble! :-D
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
Thank you to all who read and voted for, "Kenneth" to make it Drabble of the Week #42!
