"UnCreative Writing" drabbles by Frenchie

(Un)Creative Writing ... (2 of 2)

UnCreative Writing #2

You see, Mr K.R Putthock was none other than THE famous author.

He glared at us. Suddenly, he turned towards me.

''You! what do you think possessed that loser to write such turd?''

Everyone held their breath.

''Maybe the author writes normal stories for normal people. No big words because she doesn't care if she looks clever. Maye she isn't a pompous ass and she wants a refund, now.''

''No refund.'' He boomed.

He stomped (again!) out of the door. I picked up the paper from the floor. My essay. Uncreative, maybe but I never, never gave up on writing.

(Un)Creative Writing... (1 of 2)

UnCreative Writing #1

Late, I slipped at the back of the Creative Writing class while Mr K.R Putthock (the class leader) held a paper in front of the students and said with obvious disgust:

- This piece of crap here is all what Creative Writing stands against. It is cliché, unimaginative, regurgitated, a feeble attempt at humour... and do you know what I do with such a pile of writing excrement? I stomp on it....

And stomp, he did! His face red, contorted by anger, he stomped, and stomped, mutilating the essay of some unfortunate student.

Everyone secretly praying it was not their work.