"Toilet humour #2s" drabbles by Neville Hunt

Having a turn

Toilet humour #2s

Speeding east on the A14, they'd just passed Newmarket services, but with no request for a comfort stop, the driver wanted to get mother home a.s.a.p. If she'd asked beforehand, mother would have berated her for talking about it.

"I need to go NOW!", shouted mother, having noticed she'd missed the services as they'd whizzed past.

"There's nowhere for 20 miles", said long-suffering daughter, "you'll have to hold on."

...then, 10 minutes later, out of the blue...

"There! Toilets! TURN OFF HERE!"

The transport cafe was closed. The toilets were open... but revolting!

"They're DISGUSTING!"

"Tough shit!", thought daughter.