"Dealing" drabbles by Neville Hunt

Bad deal

Dealing #2

If you're a dealer, you need to be very careful. You must cover your tracks. Usually, I'm very aware that if you don't want to be rumbled, then you must remove all trace of the drug.

Easy when I make the drop in my car. The user is always so needy she can't wait to get her fix. I bin anything immediately that will give the game away.

The problem is when I make the drop in my wife's car. No matter how quickly the physical evidence is removed, that Red Bull smell is a dead giveaway!

Always my fault!

I'm her dealer

Dealing #1

When you're an addict, you need a dealer. When you're that dealer, you're nobody's friend.. but hers. Her mum says to kick the habit, her boyfriend says no, his mum says no, all her friends say no!

I say yes!... 'cos I'm her dealer!

When they won't let you drive, when it's tricky to walk, when you're prone to fatigue, when you're not into booze, and you're trapped in your cell, with a baby as well... you need a dealer like me!

I'm her dealer; I'm her dad, it's her drug.

"Two Red Bulls in a brown paper bag please."