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Edwards had persuaded one of his friends to indulge him in his illogical fetish for the postal service. Packaged up in a sturdy box, surrounded by bubble-wrap and with strategically placed holes for ventilation, he had taken similar journeys before, being sent around the country and emerging at his location a couple of days later.

But Edwards' current postal journey, from Halifax to Taunton with a trusted courier company, went drastically wrong: intercepted by the police, believing it to be a suspicious package, the bomb disposal squad were called in.

Suffice to say, Edwards' fetish was cut messily short.

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    Bryan Thomas over 8 years ago

    Apparently people have actually done this! Nice drabble, Peter!

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    Ricky Moore over 8 years ago

    Loved this one Peter!

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    Horrorshow over 8 years ago

    Don't you just *hate* it when your sexual fetishes catch up with you? Poor Edwards!

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