I know my sister bagged Mark from Everton. It was nothing to do with her sparkling personality. It was nothing to do with her working the turnstile at Goodison Park (although that might have had something to do with it).
No, my sister's secret weapon were her tits. Pure and simple. And Mark was mug enough to be lured in by them.
Well sis, I've got a secret weapon of my own - one that will make Mark from Everton realise you're not the catch he thinks you are. One that will make him want me more than you.