I had to end things with Mary, it simply wasn't working. A clash of personalities, you could say. The fact she's a Siamese twin made things all the more awkward.
We had been out on a date and she`d accused me of looking at other women. This was partly true, but come on, we`re all human.
I'd tried to be gentle, as understanding as I could be.
Mary was initially pretty good about why I'd wanted to end things, but like all women, she'd changed her tune.
Perhaps it was the fact I'm now going out with her twin, Jessica.