Nobody Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford

‘But guys, I’ve brought ‘Altered Beast’ with me! Come on!’ Harrison pleaded, waving the game cartridge before me.
‘Sorry man, we’ve got a Fifa tournament going on’ I reply, gesturing to my five friends in the living room, whooping at the X-Box contest between Barcelona and Chelsea.
‘But I’ve got Fifa as well – that’s two player!’ he says, rummaging around for a game case that reads ‘Fifa ‘95’.
‘Harrison look, you’ve got to stop this – it’s embarrassing.’ I tell him, feeling awkward.
‘But you guys are my only friends…’ he says, tearful.

Sighing, I let him in.