'For fuck's sake, Clark, what are you doing?' Lois exclaimed as she entered the bedroom.
Clark Kent, struggling with the tight black leggings he was slowly pulling up his legs, grimaced with effort.
'What does it look like, darling?' he replied, sarcastically.
'This had better not be another one of your phases...' she scolded.
'But love...it makes me feel...sexy.'
'Dressing up as Batman? It is Batman, isn't it? Not one of your other mates?' she asked.
'He's not a mate - I keep telling you. I just love the feel of his outfit, that's all.'
'You're not right in the head.'
Bryan Thomas over 5 years ago