Cock Sure

‘That’s not my husband’ the blind-folded woman said with confidence.

The man thrusting at her gritted his teeth as a production assistant signalled at him to pull out. His place was taken by another man who instantly began an enthusiastic, battering-ram approach to her hole, grasping her hips and ploughing into her. Tense minutes passed.

‘That’s him…that’s Alan!’ she screamed.

Off stage, Alan - the woman’s husband - looked on in dismay as his wife took the penis of another man. ‘The bloody bitch’ he muttered.

This was the game-show ‘Cock Sure’: seedy entertainment, and the destroyer of relationships.