Living in a House Made Entirely of Post-It Notes

Pros:
-A great way to get girls back to your house on a night out.
-The heating bills are minimal.
-It's a boon for those looking to get back to nature.
-I managed to get my name in a local newspaper.
-I get to feel smug.

Cons:
-Girls, once back at the house, are rarely impressed.
-Due the mass of paper, the dangers of house fires are increased ten-fold.
-Household maintenance is both costly and time consuming.
-Plumbing is impossible.
-Royal Mail do not recognise a Post-It Note house as a permanent residential dwelling.
-Rain is the enemy.