Speared by a length of frozen piss, he was; there in that field. The dog found him before we did, sniffing his arse in a most degrading way. Poor bugger, I bet it was waste from an overhead aeroplane. The police took statements from us; who were we, what were we doing in the area...It was quite a shock for the both of us, finding the man cleaved down the centre, impaled on the spot to the frozen grass.
The briefcase of money we found with the body made it better, of course. We didn’t tell the police about that.
Horrorshow almost 5 years ago
Easily one of the best titles I've seen for a drabble.