The Wraith of Kringle

I've made a list, and I've looked through it two times to make sure. No doubt about it, you've been a naughty little person this year. Honestly, I would think you'd be more nice. After all, you know how I watch you. Even when you're asleep, I watch you.

I must say, I feel so blue sometimes, just thinking about you. But no more. "Santa baby" is tired of your pathetic excuses. So you better watch out and you better not cry like a bitch, cause I'm coming to town. And you won't like what's under the tree this year.