The Great Gods of Kitchen

In the beginning, there were the three great gods who ruled the entire realm of Kitchen. They went by the names of Fork, Knife, and Spoon.

Knife was the first of the three. He is known for his cutting sense of humor, and for slicing through excess to leave on the meat of the matter.

Fork was second. She is an interesting one, always willing to take a stab at things. Also, she's known for her musical prowess.

Spoon was third. He is known mainly for not being as sharp as his fellows, but still trying to carry the load.

Drabble published July 26, 2014 08:40

Brandon Sutton over 9 years ago

Thanks! I was testing the waters with this idea I had for a series of stories that would form a mythopoeia that would satire classical and tribal mythologies.
Tony Spencer over 9 years ago

Nice personalization of everyday objects.
Brandon Sutton over 9 years ago

Thank you!
Horrorshow over 9 years ago

Well written and very entertaining. Love the concept of satirising the mythologies you spoke of!
Bryan Thomas over 9 years ago

Clever stuff, enjoyed it.
Kiana almost 9 years ago

I love this so much! Very witty, original, and had me laughing at every sentence. Good job!