Sleeping Through the Best Day of Your Life

It was the best of times, but my timing was the worst. I woke up and my clock read 7:00, which didn't seem so bad. Unfortunately, I failed to notice a very important "p.m." next to it, and continued resting. I had never suspected it until I noticed the diminishing levels of light. I realized quickly that I'd literally slept all day. Know what I'd had that day? A concert at Madison Square Garden, a date with a supermodel, and a meeting with the President of the United States. This thought depressed me, so I decided to sleep some more.