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Three complete idiots walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first, "What do you want?"
The first says, "I'm here for my exam."
"Huh? There's no exam here."
"But this is the bar!"
The first one, a law school student, leaves in annoyance.

The bartender asks the second, "What do you want?"
The second says, "Dos Equis."
"Do you often drink beer?" the bartender jibed.
"What! How dare you accuse me of being a drunk!"
The second one leaves angered.

The bartender asks the third, "What you...hey, you look familiar. What's your name?"
The third answered, "George W. Bush."

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