Financial Doublespeak

"$$$$ $$ $ $$$ $$$$ $ $$ $$$$ $$$$ $ $$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$. Oh, sorry, was I not making any sense there. Or cents for that matter. Truth is, we don't really care about money here at County Central Bank. If we were, people wouldn't be so willing to give us their mon...their trust. And without trust, what do we really have?"

"Well, I'm more interested in what you said before. I didn't recognize that language."

"Oh, it wasn't anything too important. Just, uh, some financial information. Only great banks like this one can really understand it."