Surfer's Summary of the Trojan War

So there was like this Trojan prince guy, Paris, who stole this totally hot Greek queen, Helen, and it like started a whole war and stuff. But both sides couldn't even win, so they were like stumped with how to beat each other. That was when one dude, Odysseus, said that they could build this totally radical horse thing and hide in it, making it look like they were giving up but were really waiting to give those Trojans a pounding. Well anyway, the plan worked, and those gnarly Greeks totally wiped out the city, which ended the whole situation.