You are going to murder her, and you know exactly how you’re going to do it. She will suffer.
First, you want to rip out every strand of that perfect blonde hair.
Next you will snap each of her perfect little arms and legs. They will make a satisfactory popping sound as they break.
It’s time. You will grab her below the chin and pull up with all your might, pulling as hard as you can. Her head will come off with a sickening pop, rolling to the floor as her wide eyes stare blankly.
That Barbie doll will die.
Kate Gowers about 6 years ago
You've described the best thing to do with a Barbie, IMHO! ;)
Horrorshow about 6 years ago
Disturbing in all the right ways. :-)
Jonathan Mills about 6 years ago
Good piece of black humour - I saw the twist coming, but that's just me being twisted. Easy to relate with and well written.