The Bust

They awoke before the crack of dawn. Copious amounts of caffeine washed down by sausage rolls charged them up. They excitedly dressed in armour and received instructions, all hoping to brandish the battering ram.

''GO, GO, GO'' screamed the Sargent. The bewildered family choked on their porridge. ''face down you muzzie fuckers'' screamed the Sargent as he flung the statue of Ganesh. The befuddled family winced as their home was torn to shreds.

Empty handed they returned to base. ''guess what sarg, we only got the wrong house''. Laugher filled the wagon. ''at least they were muzzies'' said the Sargent.