Nothing is right when the Right deceives the Left.
Left and Right arguments probably age back to the beginning of time, clockwise or anti, coordinates, shoes, bedsides, politics, and now another- The Kitchen!
What had I witnessed?
Breach of protocol when Left indentations were manhandled by Right.
Then arguments soared from both sides when the scissors and knives deceived the Mistress. Master's dexterity caught red-handed. Specially christened names acted defense at the repetitive deception.
"V, did you use them?"
(Master tiptoes to the stockpile)
"Ah! No. Umm"
(Master hands the new colored set to the Mistress)
"Phew! Thanks, Dad!"