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Creepy Calls

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'Hello Sir, your delivery is here, could you open the door?'
'No, I haven't ordered anything'
'Sir, this is for Parks Residence and has been paid before. Shall I leave the Pizza's outside?'
'I repeat, I haven't ordered. I refuse to take the delivery.'
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A few months later
(The phone rings)
'For Pete's sake, it's 2 am. I haven't ordered, you hear me! Please go away! Get me the d*** number, who is placing these orders.'
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Years later
'The rings! Stop the phone! '
'Sir, please stay calm, it's the cutlery clinking.'
Till today, a mere ring rattles. I quiver

13 comments add one below

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    VerityAlways about 1 year ago

    This drabble is a true account (an article from food&wine). A Belgian was getting Pizza's delivered by a prankster for 9 long years.

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    Christopher about 1 year ago

    If they were paid for I would've accepted them gladly, unless they had anchovies on them!

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    VerityAlways about 1 year ago

    Thanks, Christopher!
    Neville would love the anchovies on them;-)

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    Neville Hunt about 1 year ago

    A pizza ain’a pizza widout an-cho-vies, capiche?

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    Jamie Clapperton about 1 year ago

    Must have driven the poor man mad , Nine years!

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    Jamie Clapperton about 1 year ago

    Hope the Pizzas didn't have pineapple on them. ;-)

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    Neville Hunt about 1 year ago

    Pineapple??? Pizza ain’a pizza wid pineapples, init?

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    VerityAlways about 1 year ago

    Sorry, I was AOWL; couldn't reply soon.

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    VerityAlways about 1 year ago

    Thanks, Neville and Jamie!
    Who is team pineapple?!

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    VerityAlways about 1 year ago

    Thanks Brian!

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    Neville Hunt about 1 year ago

    No pineapples for me... not a well-known Mediterranean fruit I think.

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    Mildred Achoch about 1 year ago

    Truth really is stranger than fiction! Good write!

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    VerityAlways about 1 year ago

    Thanks, Mildred!

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