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The Uncle Series


The Uncle sat at his desk, looking at the sniveling pimp before him. It was shocking he'd won the game. The pimp had won the game with Vinnie.

Uncle Alphonso looked at the pimp, Angelo, and said, "Give back the diamonds and I'll get do you a favor."

"What favor?"

"I won't kill you."

"Trust me, if anyone dies, it's you. Don't see your bodyguard. No."

"Fuhgedaboudit," Alphonso replied, pulling a trigger in his desk.


The blast blowing Angelo's head off in a cloud of blood, bone and brain, completely coating the area.

"Time for the maid," Alphonso replied.

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