Careful.
In sleazy restaurants and dive joints, you need to mind yourself when using the restroom. They say a janitor got burned to death during a fire and his corpse was hiding in a stall for safety.
They say he's an old man. You might not think much of an old man, but when that old man reaches up from the crapper and pulls your whole body into the porcelain bowl, down to a watery grave, you'll think twice.
I don't know how much of it is true, but one thing's for sure, I ain't ever using a private restroom.
Christopher over 8 years ago
Quite right! Really nice drabble, Tyler.