Hey kid, come here, yeah you.
Lemme show you something extraordinary. This here pink block of rubber, yeah eraser, right...well, it's more than an eraser.
No I'm not a moron, this is really something. If you rub it on a picture, the subject in question is gonna disappear like new. Watch, you see I just took a picture of that twat over there?
Watch this, just a quick stride and bam, where'd he go you ask? Where indeed.
Here you go, this eraser is all yours and I would say, good luck, but we both know better.
So long kiddo.