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Love ladies' bums, in multifarious ways.
I should be respected, but think I'm perverted.
Have fought my addiction for 60 birthdays.
I wonder if my boss upstairs is alerted?

Don't care if girls have got gold on ring fingers,
Be they tight-arsed virgins, or ex-yummy mummies,
They can be tall, short, cute, even old mingers,
Pert handfuls of tight buns or well-rounded bummies.

When I see a bum I just have to grab it!
I long to squeeze a girl's wobbly posterior.
Must take therapy to resist the habit,
Or give up my role as Mother Superior.

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    Frenchie about 8 years ago

    Hahaha, I love you Tony for that drabble (all in a good way, of course, lol) THANK YOU my friend for the belly laugh. Just what I needed. Superb! :)

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    Tony Spencer about 8 years ago

    Thank you, I hoped I'd put enough little hints to mark the way through to the finish. Glad you liked it.

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