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"Is that Mr Anthony Spencer?"

Yeees, speaking.

"I'm Alan, calling from Acme Industries-"

I don't buy over the tel-

"We're not selling any-"

Maybe, but you're the caller, you called me, your calls are recorded and I'm the customer, right?


The customer's always right, Alan, agree?

"Err, yes-"

Now, you don't want to upset a customer, Alan, cause one to hang up?


Great! Alan, as a high telephone user I can offer an opportunity to install an automatic telephone monitor, which detects fibs and what part of the Indian sub-con-


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    Horrorshow about 8 years ago

    Good one, Tony.

  • avatar

    Tony Spencer about 8 years ago

    Thanks Horrowshow, I just had one too many cold calls yesterday and this Drabble helped my blood pressure!

  • avatar

    Bryan Thomas about 8 years ago

    Drabbles are the cure for everything, we all know that. Nice one, Tony!

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