"Is that Mr Anthony Spencer?"
"I'm Alan, calling from Acme Industries-"
I don't buy over the tel-
"We're not selling any-"
Maybe, but you're the caller, you called me, your calls are recorded and I'm the customer, right?
The customer's always right, Alan, agree?
Now, you don't want to upset a customer, Alan, cause one to hang up?
Great! Alan, as a high telephone user I can offer an opportunity to install an automatic telephone monitor, which detects fibs and what part of the Indian sub-con-