Bitchin'

"Hi, how'ya doin', mate?"

"Oh, so-so."

"You're down, usually I get nothing but upbeat from ya!"

"The damn freaks are getting me down, the clingers, the hangers-on, the cheaters. They lead you on believing that crock of gold's at the end of the rainbow. And we both know what that crock's full of, don't we?"

"Been there, done it, mate. Believe me, I know what you're going through."

"It's the bare-faced lies that get me. So unnecessary. How do they think they can get away with their charades?"

"Tell me about it, on-line dating's a bitch!"