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"Mommy, tell us about multiple-great-granddad Davy Crockett, again, pleeease!"

"Alright, children, then bed-time, we've a long journey ahead, way before dawn."

"We know," they chorused....

"...when Davy saw the Mexican Army he said..."

"'Bugger this for a lark!'" the children chorused.

"You kids!" Mommy giggled, "I did the same with Grandpa. After signing the Treaty of El Alamo, Davy became President of the United State of North East America.

"Remember, Spanish only after we sneak across the border, the Emperor'll be busy with the Kaiser's State Visit.

"Pa'll find illegal immigrant work, you become educated Mexican citizens."

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