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"Hi, haven't seen you aboard. Where've you been lurking?"
"'D' deck, Port side, below the waterline."
"Poor you, 'A' deck, Starboard, bunking with two zebras."
"Well it looks nice, sunny and warm, just as we're coming into port."
"You didn't miss much, it pissed down first 40 days."
"Didn't realise it was a couples' cruise. Real bummer for singles."
"Too true. I'm Roger, by the way."
"Pleased to meet you, I'm Jack."
"Pleasure's all mine."
"Hey! Maybe we could get together sometime, make up a Unicorn foursome?"
"Sure."
"First they want us off this Ark, though, in two by twos."

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    Michael Cook over 10 years ago

    haha, laughed my socks off! great stuff!

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