Inevitable

It had to happen. June was gorgeous, still is. I knew she'd leave me, it was always on the cards. I was born with an ugly gene.

Dad high-fived me, "She's outta your league", when I took June home to meet the folks.

You can't feel a broken heart; you can see it though, in faces and feel it in your guts; it hurts, man, it hurts.

June's being comforted by handsome neighbour Jim, because our kid's away at college.

June caught me in bed with Jim's ugly wife, Sue. It pays to get your revenge in first, right?