Babe

Just saw Clodagh Matthews, that was, Jones now, for first time in thirty years. Thought she'd be fat, with kids from five different fathers, still living at home. Mom just said she sees her all the time.

Slut at high school, the local bike. I wouldn't touch her with yours. That Mike Jones, the geeky loner who played acoustic when we were all electric? Ha! the only guy at college who took her out.

He just got his fifth Grammy, that album that's always in the charts. Saw him on the box, Clodagh by his side, beautiful, still a babe.