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I woke up in my own bed, not in another country.
I didn't wake up with a Mike Tyson-style face tattoo and there's no tiger in my bathroom - the bathroom's barely large enough for me to turn around in, let alone swing a cat of any variety.
There will be no hilarious capers as I struggle to try and piece together the events of yesterday.
I remember everything; it was uneventful.
That conversation in the Chinese takeaway was odd though.
A full English, a big poo, a nap and maybe a pint or two later are all I need.

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    Lisa Williams almost 6 years ago

    Ha!

    And last paragraph- Yes, hungover or not xx

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    Tim Jones almost 6 years ago

    Ha ha! Yes, it applies to most days!

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