Her grandfather had found it hilarious how she'd scream and run away when he skillfully pulled the tendons of the severed chicken's leg, making the claws contract.
She found it interesting how he'd lost that degree of enjoyment now she'd graduated medical school, returned to his farm, and having tied him in his chair, had administered 5mg of Diazepam. All this so she could slice open the forearm and pull on the tendons, contracting four of the digits, skillfully giving him the bird. He had then screamed as her eyes rolled back and she bled out on his kitchen floor.
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Very grue! You have that tendoncy, Shaun!
shaun almost 8 years ago
Oh he's on a pun roll now. Keep 'em coming. Thanks for your time.
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Unfortunately, puns are my Achilles heel, or is it tendon?
shaun almost 8 years ago
Oh you've got a nerve...
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Pull the other one....
shaun almost 8 years ago
Ha! That sinew one.
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Nice one, Shaun. No chance of joint leadership for me when it comes to punmeister. I'll just have to throw my hand in.
shaun almost 8 years ago
I think between the two of us we'd pretty much exhausted the supply of synonyms anyway.
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
You're right (or possibly your left).
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
You're right (or possibly your left).
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Excuse me for repeating a very poor comment. I just hope my wife doesn't get to read this lot; she's my toughest critic :-(
shaun almost 8 years ago
Mrs. Hunt...paging Mrs. Hunt...
Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
OK, OK...I'll fess up to her straight away!