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As vampiric attacks go his was incredibly lame. Although, in his defense, he did have a rather nasty mouth ulcer that made it quite painful for him to bite.
And as for his erstwhile victim; well she felt she had always disappointed people one way or another, and even having sat through repeated viewings of the entire Twilight Saga together she was embarrassingly at a loss as to how best to help him.
Suddenly another of the painful cramps they had sadly been greeted by that very morning provided the answer. Maybe her body's betrayal could satisfy him after all.

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    Neville Hunt over 6 years ago

    Bloody good, Shaun!

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    shaun over 6 years ago

    Oh I see what you did there. Cheers chap.

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    Anthony J Bufort over 6 years ago

    Clever and hilarious!!

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    shaun over 6 years ago

    Thank you, Anthony.

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